Pre gets Jonty on line to question the point of sports commentators, the point of the film Gravity, the point of England and the point of AAMI Park Customer Service Attendants.
There have been calls to introduce rules for sledging. Here they are!
Key moments in the past week of sport PLUS a brilliant spray at Channel 9's low-fi cricket coverage.
Some of this possibly happened in sport this week.
If it happened in sport, it's probably not in this column. But a bunch of stuff that should happen in sport is right here.
Jonty of The Flack dusts off De Bono's Six Thinking Hats after enduring the Wallaby loss to England
If it happened this week in sport, there's a one in twelve chance it will be misrepresented in this regular column.
All the sport from the last week in in a short format by Jazzy Jase, the king of short sport
From Breezergate to Nate Myles's cement head - Jazzy Jase takes you through the 2013 NRL Season highlights.
Dan Hall helps you with the period known to sporting fans as "The Dark Times", or "The In-Between Days".