Jonty aims the harsh spotlight of truth at Nigella Lawson, dead elephants, the Wallabies and when to give up on new music
Pre gets Jonty on line to question the point of sports commentators, the point of the film Gravity, the point of England and the point of AAMI Park Customer Service Attendants.
Titus O'Reily looks back at Carlton's season and the relentless positivity of Mick Malthouse.
Nathan Buckley confides in his diary how he really felt about Darren Jolly calling him a coward.
There have been calls to introduce rules for sledging. Here they are!
Titus O'Reily looks back at the drug fuelled train wreck that was the 2013 AFL season. Is it insightful? Of course not.
Titus O'Reily previews the 2013 AFL Draft with his usual ignorance and stupidity.
Haven't paid much attention to the build-up to this year's AFL Draft? Never fear, here's our guide so you can understand what you club bought.
These are not big shoes to fill: the St Kilda senior coaching position.
Finally, Stewart Crameri has a coach who really takes the time to know him.