This week, it's even more caustic! Which is good news if that's your thing...
Tonight, why don't you kick things off with an aperitif AND the FNDP!
On this feast of St Patrick, Prefontaine examines the traditions of the global day.
The idea is to read it so you have something to say at the pub...
Say whaaaaat? It's nearly after work drinks time! That's whaaaaat!
It's not all good coffee, laneways and sport. Even Melburnians get it wrong from time to time.
Somewhat handy conversation topics for the pub.
If you're going out to drinks tonight, you could do worse than read this.
Prefontaine offers the newly single some useful tips for Valentine's Day
FNDP is back for 2014!!